The Accidental Artist

by Ryder Ripps


The other day I was talking to a girl at a bar who went to RISD. I noticed she was wearing some Jamba Juice/Twilight snap bracelet thing. I asked her about it, she confirmed, it was in fact a Jamba Juice/Twilight snap bracelet. Naturally, I found this to be pretty funny. I commented, "I like the bracelet, its madd funny." Which was received by a blank stare and a salty, "What's funny about it?" [...]